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How to hit high notes…

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IF A CUSTOMER COMPLAINS THAT THE FOOD WAS A TAD COLD AND MY MANAGER WILL BASICALLY COMP THE MEAL, OFFER A GIFT CARD, BUY THEM A CAR, PAY OFF THEIR HOUSE, AND SEND THEM ON A TRIP AROUND THE WORLD IN HOPES THAT THEY WILL COME BACK AND DINE WITH US AGAIN

iamaserver:

I’M JUST LIKE:

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themouseabides:

Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.

Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.

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just played guitar for like, a half hour and only had four minutes of dash to catch up on…

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virare:

the best part about being in your 20’s is slowly caring less and less about what people think of you and surrounding yourself with good people

the worst is that I’m broke

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nishlo:

*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*

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It’s on netflix

A crucial component of any recommendation  (via gingerthon)
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